Greetings fellow f0rkzneters.  I guess in my drunken haze Saturday, I set up a TF2 server complete with stats!  24/7 2fort.  I think I was angry F7 didn’t have one, so I made a better one with blackjack and hookers.

Well, I’ll be.  I even added a hostname for it! I was a determined drunk on Saturday!

tf.f0rkznet.net:27015

Quakecon is right around the corner.  Who is going?  I certainly am!

I was on my way home the other day while listening to the radio.  I tuned into my favorite station to listen to on the way.  On it, Mancow Muller was warning people that it was very important they did not operate heavy machinery during this next segment.  I was quite intrigued to say the least.

Time went by, and I hit highway 92.  A split second decision sent me that way to go to the store.  While I was driving to the store, I heard Mancow warn people again, “It is extremely important, listeners, that you pull over when this next segment comes on.  Do not drive!  Change the station if you can not pull over.”  So I begin to think to myself, what could be so interesting that requires a warning not to drive.

Feeling let down because I anticipated hearing the segment, I went into the store.  I spent about 30 to 40 minutes in there meandering about.  After getting what I needed and heading to my car, the segment still didn’t come on yet.  The warnings about not driving or operating heavy machinery reverberated through my mind as I trekked up highway 575 to my exit.

After exiting the highway at my designated exit, I pulled up to the Quik Trip.  Lo and behold, the segment finally started! I pulled into a space in an obscure area of the parking lot and intently listened to the radio.  A very calming and soothing Australian guy came on the radio and explained what he was going to do.  He briefed us on the facts that he was a hypnotic therapist and would hypnotize all of us on the radio.  ”This will be good” I thought sarcastically shrugging it off.  Me being a skeptic, I am always willing to try something at least once.

Needless to say, it was a state of extreme relaxation and bliss.  It worked! I was extremely enticed to continue this process so I went to his website, and downloaded his free mp3s.

Last night I tried it.  I have never been so relieved of all my worries, all my anxiety, and all of my fears.  I can do anything that I put my mind and effort to.  I can manifest anything that I can think of, in the realm of possibility.  This all sounds crazy now, but just listen to it and try it.  You can thank me later.

Here is Rick Collingwood’s website.

If you want to take a trial run of the mp3′s, here they are.

Isn’t that the truth.  Weekends are never long enough.  Granted, I had a great weekend.  Friday night I got to hang with my pal tricky.  We played some games and got to watch a few movies.  One movie in particular was Gentlemen Broncos. To say the least, this movie was pure hilarity.  Although, I do not think it will get the same following as Napolean Dynamite. It was still a rather interesting movie.  I also saw Surrogates while I was over there.  I do have to say, I liked Surrogates it had a really good message.

Saturday I got to see my family.  I miss being able to see them on a day to day basis.  Later in the day Michelle and I headed back to Canton.  We spent the weekend enjoying each other’s presence.  Today we ventured out to Walmart and got a few things that were needed around the house.  I cracked the toilet seat a while back, so we had to get a new one (fat ass, I know!).  We had lunch at CiCi’s Pizza, and it was as good as CiCi’s can be.  I would rather have Stivi Bee’s over CiCi’s any day, but we didn’t have that option available to us at the time.

One thing I’ve noticed over the years, is how taken I am with her.  Everything she says to me is like music to my ears.  No one is able to make me feel happy like she does.  Its quite strange because most of the time people make me uneasy or upset.  Michelle has a way about her.  She just knows exactly how to make me smile.  It is also very hard to hide my mood from her, because she usually picks up on it very quick.  I thought I was a complicated person, but I guess not to her! I definitely smile every time I think of her.  We are coming up on two years since we decided to start dating.  I usually get tired of the other person, or grow bored with the same thing every day.  Not her.  Everything is new and fun no matter what we do.  No doubt, I’m in love.

Its a late night, but its ok I have the Eagles.  What a great album.  I should show my Dad this collection I have.  He loves the Eagles.

Had a good night tonight.  Got to hang with Hal which was good because I don’t really have that much time to go out with friends.  I enjoy hanging with Hal mostly because it reminds me of the good times at our place.

Anyhow, its getting late and I don’t really feel completely motivated to write more.  Good night big world!

Weekend is here! Let the good times roll!

Michelle got an average grade for her speech which is great! Considering the amount of time she worked on the thing.  I really respect her for getting all of that ready for today.  Glad things worked out.

I am hanging with Tricky again tonight.  Should be good times.

Currently I am waiting in line for eve…  Currently number 2 in line… Hopefully I will be able to play tonight.

Happy weekend everyone!